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The bidding, however, quickly careens into the realm of the insane:
LHO 1 ![]() 4 ![]() Dbl 7 ![]() |
Partner 2 ![]() 6 ![]() Redbl 7 ![]() |
RHO 3 ![]() Pass Pass All Pass |
Me 3 ![]() Pass Pass |
Allow me to translate the bidding, in case you aren't fluent in Crazy.
LHO: 1. "I have an opening bid and 5 hearts."
Partner: 2. "Michaels, showing 5-5 in spades and a minor."
RHO: 3. "I've got a good club suit and at least a dozen points to be introducing a new suit at the three-level."
Me: 3. "I think the Law of Total Tricks encourages me to bid. 5 spades + 4 spades = 9 tricks."
LHO: 4. "Would you like club support, partner? I have club support."
Partner: 6. "WaaHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Yee-haw!! Whoop! Whoop!"
RHO: Pass. "Uh... you win."
Me: Pass. "I can't believe I have to play this."
LHO: Double. "You've got to be kidding."
Partner: Redouble. "Yee-HAWWWW!!! Whoop! Whoop! Fire in the hole!"
RHO: Pass. "I have no idea what's going on."
Me: Pass. "Me neither."
LHO: 7. "Ehhhh... maybe one of my two aces will be ruffed vs.
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Partner: 7. "I shoulda passed
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RHO: Pass. "I'm no longer on speaking terms with my partner."
Me: Pass. "Me neither."
LHO: Pass. "I thought 6 was worth a double, but I think I just peed myself."
Now, you may be wondering if
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